• blog post: i have to pee but im too lazy
  • someone: looks like urine trouble
  • tumblr: YOU FUCKING DID NOT
  • tumblr: DID YOU FUCKING JUST
  • tumblr: IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
  • tumblr: I FUCKING LITERALLY CAN'T RIGHT NOW
  • tumblr: OMG THE COMMENT THOUGH
  • tumblr: *8 supernatural gifs*
  • tumblr: THIS IS WHY I LOVE TUMBLR

lamegrownup:

i dont trust people who are attracted to me…like why? write me a 10 page paper with a legitimate thesis and valid points backing up your claim or you fake.

(Source: crybabyadult, via live-laugh-love-glamorous)

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

(via live-laugh-love-glamorous)

Me as a porn star

toyota:

*gets emotionally attached to everyone i perform a scene with*

(via live-laugh-love-glamorous)

4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

(Source: molgera, via live-laugh-love-glamorous)

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

(via live-laugh-love-glamorous)

cybernatings:

i want someone who will lie on the floor w/ me and talk about life and art and film and kiss me like everywhere

(via live-laugh-love-glamorous)

white people bios be like:

kobetyrant:

Mackenzie. 15. Montana. Indie music. Welcome to a special part of my mind. I’m white but I identify as Spanish/Walgreens gift card. Sherlock. I follow back 🌸flower child🌸

(via live-laugh-love-glamorous)

illkim:

Teacher: Sit down until the bell rings

Me:

image

(Source: illkim, via cyberwank)

queeniecouncil:

"whats tumblr? what do you do on there?"

image

(Source: cyberharpie, via cyberwank)

foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

(Source: foodtrucker, via cyberwank)