- blog post: i have to pee but im too lazy
- someone: looks like urine trouble
- tumblr: YOU FUCKING DID NOT
- tumblr: DID YOU FUCKING JUST
- tumblr: IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
- tumblr: I FUCKING LITERALLY CAN'T RIGHT NOW
- tumblr: OMG THE COMMENT THOUGH
- tumblr: *8 supernatural gifs*
- tumblr: THIS IS WHY I LOVE TUMBLR
i dont trust people who are attracted to me…like why? write me a 10 page paper with a legitimate thesis and valid points backing up your claim or you fake.
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
Me as a porn star
*gets emotionally attached to everyone i perform a scene with*
I think I’m allergic to people who are unwilling to broaden their perspectives.
i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes
i want someone who will lie on the floor w/ me and talk about life and art and film and kiss me like everywhere
white people bios be like:
Mackenzie. 15. Montana. Indie music. Welcome to a special part of my mind. I’m white but I identify as Spanish/Walgreens gift card. Sherlock. I follow back 🌸flower child🌸